Movie #1482 "The Shape of Water" --- I know this movie has gotten a lot of good press --- 96% on rotten tomatoes.com (although 82% from the public) , some golden globe nominations and wins, and probably is considered oscar worthy, but I never bought into it at all. And I am a huge fan of love stories. Yes, it was a beautifully shot film , but the story has been done a lot before --- it tries to be E.T. but fails. It's Beauty and the Beast without fleshing out the Beast at all --- it becomes a sexual relationship after a few hard boiled eggs, and I found that quite unbelievable. Here we have a mute character who is so lonely, longing to be loved, to be sexually active (there are some bathroom scenes that show that - ugh! ) , some REAL problems, and some creature from the deep lagoon comes in, eats a hard boiled egg she gave him, somehow communicates with her (how? is he god?) and bam, her desperation to have sex has them couple that quickly? I didn't buy it as love at all..... there was a creepiness to it --- I know that we usually applaud "different" but "different" doesn't necessarily mean better, if the film fails to engage the viewer --- which it did with me. I looked at my watch several times as it went on and on and on. There are also holes in the story --- just to point out a few --- the Octavia Spencer character is her best friend, eats lunch with her, works with her on a daily basis --- it's set up she is a creature of habit --- so the bf doesn't notice she goes to the creature to lunch with him a couple of days in a row? strange. Why does the Schulbarg character, who knows the Russians are expecting a corpse from him, show up to meet up with them without a weapon or a plan? He's a smart man, but that seemed foolish. There's more of those moments that just don't add up --- and it ended up to be not all that different because we know the story and where it will go from the beginning.... no surprises, not a successful love story, not much to see here, in my opinion. However, it's pretty, the motif with greens and blues, another motif of the importance of films, the nod to film when she has her first sexual encounter, Sally Hawkins and the mute character telling off the bad guy with sign language, Richard Jenkins who is always fun to watch (though his story doesn't go far enough nor finish), and the rain scenes -- all add to the visual imagery, and the music is all encompassing and becomes a character itself. And in a year of mediocre films, this surfaces above others, but not that much. It's just okay. But I don't need to recommend it nor see it again. 3 out of 5.
P.S. Make sure you hear the last line --- it's the best line of dialogue in the whole film, to me!
"THE SHAPE OF WATER" rated R 2017 2 hours
During the Cold War era, lonely Elisa works as a cleaning lady in a top-secret U.S. government laboratory. But her life is altered forever after she and a co-worker stumble upon a hush-hush experiment.
Cast: Sally Hawkins, Michael Shannon, Richard Jenkins