Movie #3580 "If I Had Legs I'd Kick You" (Amazon Prime) I don't think I have ever seen a movie quite like this...........If you have suffered at all with anxiety and are easily stressed, I would suggest you skip this one because seeing what she goes through on the screen might just push you over into the abyss~! That being said, the film is truly about caretaking and how in order to be a good caretaker, one must take care of himself/herself first! --- Rose Byrne plays a mother of a daughter with some unknown disease that deals with nutrients being put into her through a port during the night. Mom wants to pull it out because that would mean progress for her little girl (and for her!)but it's not a decision that she can easily make. And this is only one problem in her life -- she has a husband who keeps calling her from far away and telling her what she should be doing, a medical person who keeps giving the mother ultimatums about her daughter's condition, & her daughter who is unhappy no matter what mother tries to do. Along with that, the mother has become addicted to alcohol and some drugs to get her through the day. Throw in that something happens to her house which sends her and her daughter and her daughter's nightly machine into a small hotel room --- And there's more! She's a therapist, trying to take care of all of her patients while her life is crumbling around her, and she doesn't get along with her own therapist....and there's more but if the above hasn't given you angst , I don't know what will --- I had to watch this in parts because it was too overwhelming to me at times. I can't imagine seeing it in a movie theater when you are forced to sit there and take all this in at one time! Well, the above seems like negatives, but it really isn't --- you need all of that to get across what her life is like --- and not just hers, but many people (caretakers) walking around every day, carrying around baggage that we know nothing about.... so this film makes you think about them. Anyway, Rose Byrne is amazing, and if I hadn't seen Jessie Buckley in "Hamnet" I would think it's rose's turn this year, but..... Another plus is that this film is really one of the few I've seen this year that makes me keep thinking about it, especially. the end scene -- I'm still working on it, and if you saw this film and you want to share what you thought about it here or personally message me, please do. It's a good think piece, and I respect the amount of bravery it took to do this film by everybody. I'd give it a 4, and moderately recommend. (but note that I think it might drive a lot of people crazy)
"IF I HAD LEGS I'D KICK YOU" 2025 R 1 hr and 53 mins
While trying to manage her own life and career, a woman on the verge of a breakdown must cope with her daughter's illness, an absent husband, a missing person, and an unusual relationship with her therapist.
Director: Mary Bronstein
Writer: Mary Bronstein
Actors: Rose Byrne, Conan O'Brien, Danielle Macdonald